Showing posts with label snoopaloop epic poem terrible poetry. Show all posts
Showing posts with label snoopaloop epic poem terrible poetry. Show all posts

Monday, April 4, 2011

New literature!

(I Love Ham) by snoop

In all the prehistory of man, before time itself began
Hatched a most diabolical plan.
To rule the minds' of sheep
To paint a portrait so bleak
And convince all they were meek.
Told to follow blindly.
Offered not a crumb of what the faith-starved seek
Giving his flock free-will and forsaking them to never free-think.
The shepard commands they live by his word, and threatens infinite tragedy should they be lured.
But for a master of creation, an all-knowing being, what say his desire? Would instead be to set his children free. and not set them on fire.